[Ethan is sitting on the potty.]
Daddy: Stay up there stay up there stay up there!! NOOOOoo!!
Ethan: POOOPPEEEEE!!!
Daddy: Awww yuck!
Ethan: Does Diego poop?
Daddy: Yeah he poops.
Ethan: Diego POOPS?!?
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A toilet by any other name...
The other day while we were shopping at Lowe's, Ethan decides he has to go potty. We're in the back, so we start hurrying towards the front. On the way, we pass the display toilet. Before I realize what's happening, Ethan has dropped all that he was carrying beside the display toilet and started pulling down his pants! We both shout "No Not That Potty!!" He's proudly announces, "A Big Potty for Big Boys!"